Enter real numbers from your life. Receive your brutal, honest, oddly satisfying global percentile rank across 18 dimensions of human experience.
Include all sources. Be honest — no one's watching.
Your honest average — not your best night.
Finished books only. Audiobooks count.
Check your settings app. Most people underestimate by 2 hours.
Intentional movement only. Walking to your car doesn't count.
Not a judgment. A global context setter.
If income stopped today — how long could you survive?
Right now. Not your Instagram life — your actual, quiet, Tuesday-morning life.
People who would genuinely pick up. Not acquaintances.
Honest self-assessment. Ultra-processed food counts against you.
2.7 billion people have no internet access at all. Where are you?
Chronic stress is the quiet killer. Be honest about this one.
Over 80% of people on Earth have never left their country of birth.
703 million people still lack safe drinking water. 1.6 billion lack adequate shelter.
Only ~14% of adults worldwide meditate regularly. Any form counts.
Art, writing, music, code, cooking — anything where you make something new.
Conversationally fluent, not just tourist phrases.
The feeling that your life matters and you know why you get up.
We spend our lives measuring ourselves against the wrong things. Against our neighbours. Against our old classmates. Against whatever the algorithm decided to show us this morning. We almost never measure ourselves against the actual world.
"The average human lives on less than $10 a day. If you're reading this on your own device, you are already extraordinary — you just forgot to notice."
RankMyLife was built on a simple, unsettling belief: most people dramatically misunderstand where they stand. The wealthy feel broke because they compare up. The healthy feel unfit because they compare sideways. The educated feel ordinary because the internet shows them only the outliers.
This tool asks you 18 questions about your actual life — not your aspirational life, not your curated life, but the real one. It then places those answers inside the only frame that matters: all 8 billion humans alive today.
Every percentile is derived from real global data — the World Bank, WHO, UNESCO, Our World in Data, the World Happiness Report. We don't manufacture comfort or manufacture alarm. We translate your life into honest numbers and let you decide what to do with them.
Some questions will make you feel lucky. Some will make you feel the urge to change something. That discomfort is the point. Clarity is the first step toward change, and comparison — done honestly — is the engine of clarity.
RankMyLife is not a diagnostic tool, a medical service, or a life coach. It is a mirror. What you do with your reflection is entirely up to you.